I prematurely ejaculate....
There, I said it, I admitted it, there are several girls out there who giggle about it.
I should say I used to. I figured out how to prolong the experience. It's spring time, people should be doing it more (hell, with the weather we've been having do it outside!) Sadly, no Billy Buffalo to violate. The dirtiest place in town to bang someone is now officially the Big Eye bathroom.
Back to my point. If you, like me suffer from the embarassment of premature ejaculation, THREE things you can do to tame the wild beast.
1. Become a giving person. Some people may see this as ALOT to do just to get another ten minutes of lovin' per session. Only you can be the judge. You see, when you have an orgasm, it is YOU that is feeling good and YOU that is benefitting. An orgasm, when you think about it, is a selfish act. You need to get in the mindset that pleasing others before you is the way you should live your life. Donate money to charity, never go to someone's house without a gift, hold doors open for people, read books to the blind, become a volunteer, basically become an instrument of compassion that benefits mankind, and you WILL become a love machine! It's all mental.
Are you willing to totally overhaul who you are? If the answer is no then #2 and #3 will be more to your liking.
2. Script the scene in your head before you get freaky. I learned this from an actual porn star. How do they last? They are going off a script. If you think there is an outside chance you'll be getting laid, plan everything mentally. CAUTION, doing this and getting shut down adds to the frustration of not getting any!!! You see, my pornstar friend knew that he wasn't allowed to climax until he got six minutes of oral, gave her 45 seconds of oral (I know ladies, porn is SO unfair) then did 7 minutes of one position, 5 minutes of the next, 4.5 minutes of a third position before the final two minutes of oral and eventual money shot. If there is a clock nearby, time each position, but be subtle...looking at a clock during sex is a BUZZKILLER!.
USE CAUTION IN MENTALLY PLANNING STUFF YOUR PARTNER MAY NOT BE COOL WITH!!!
3. Make it a Workout. Kind of along the same lines as #2. So you failed to plan ahead like step 2 and you've remained and selfish pre-maturely ejaculating sponge on society rather than follow step one. Last chance to not embarass yourself. Count reps in your head as you "pump it" as you would in the gym. Mentally say to yourself (one-hundred hard ones) and thrust hard 100 times. Slow down, catch your breath, vary the velocity, then do another 100. 200 if you're in good shape. Again, be subtle. She get really turned off if she feels like an alternative to the elliptical at the gym.
Try to go about 7-10 sets of 100 reps and not only will you have a satisfied woman, but a SIX PACK!!!
Your welcome
Willi$
